Nationalized Health Care As Found Buried In The 'Stimulus' Package

The following three scenarios represent how a national health care plan may be administered by federal bureaucrats.

Scenario #1)

Dr.: Mrs. Johnson, you have breast cancer. It's spread to the lymph nodes. Because you are at an advanced age of 80 years old, just four months past the maximum life expectancy in the United States, Federal guidelines state that the cost of treatment outweighs the benefits of treatment.

Mrs. Johnson: But doctor, breast cancer along with the affected lymph nodes is very treatable and has a high survival rate. There's nothing that can be done?

Dr.: You can appeal, Mrs. Johnson. However, a decision may take months and we cannot treat you pending a decision.

Mrs. Johnson: Let's not wait on the government. I can pay out of pocket for my own treatment.

Dr.: Mrs. Johnson, federal law prohibits that we provide you treatment, even if you can afford to pay out of pocket. It wouldn't be fair to those who cannot afford to pay for their own health care. I'd advise you to go home to put your affairs in order. Spend quality time with you kids, grandkids and great grandkids. If you are in pain, we can give you the medications to make you more comfortable. Of course, if you elect to do so, euthanasia is available as a free service.

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Scenario #2)

Dr.: Mr. Holmes, I'm affraid your HIV and associated health issues requires expensive drug therapy. In light of your age of 74, federal guidlines prohibit treatment as being too expensive. Even if you could pay out of pocket, the law does not allow for treatment at this time.

Mr. Holmes: This is an outrage! As a gay man, I will sue you for discrimination!

Dr.: You're gay? That's different! There are a whole myriad of treatment options for minorities. We can add years to your life!

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Scenario #3)

Senator, you have brain cancer. Because you and your collegues have opted out of national health care guidlines, your cancer is operable and you will live a long life to collect your generous pension. Sir, would you mind signing this release form so that we can access your medical records? Your records are not in the national database, they're still private. Treatment for your condition will begin next week. Have your limo drop you off at the east wing entrance next Tuesday, so that we can admit you to your private suite. Sir, when you receive your menu choices, may I suggest the prime rib? It is excellent these days. Speedy recovery sir!

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