Obama Shrine Kit - Bargain Sale!
We have assembled this package to allow all Obama followers to better celebrate & enjoy Obama's single term in office. What a deal!
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Barack Obama Yes We Can Blacklight Poster
Show you believe with this Barack Obama Yes We Can black light reactive poster. The "Yes We Can" statements glow in the dark (as shown in small picture), so that you or your children can fall asleep with the hope that Yes We Can. The black flocking adds a nice velvety touch.
Measures approx. 23" x 35".
Made in China
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Feit Electric 13 Watt Compact Fluorescent Blacklight Twist Bulb
This Compact Fluorescent Blacklight Twist Bulb makes the perfect replacement bulb for a 60 watt bulb. It uses only 13 watts and has an 8,000 hour bulb life. This Compact bulb will liven up your celebrations and liberal get-togethers for years. The blacklight completely changes the atmosphere of any happy gathering or occasion by "making" objects glow. Intensify your Barack Obama worship with this handy light, and really make that poster glow! Eco-Friendly Too! (Lamp not included)
Fits in all standard Incandescent sockets.
Range is about a 6-8 ft. diameter.
Non-Dimmable.
120 Volt.
Bulb Dimensions:
4-3/4" Tall by 1-3/4" Diameter
Made in Cuba
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Rasta Leaf Hemp Curtain
This Rasta Leaf Hemp Curtain makes the perfect decoration for any party, room or Obama Shrine. Use for doorways, windows, and dividers. This curtain is not blacklight reactive or glow in the dark. The strands are close together for a nice vivid image even from close distances. Made from premium hemp. If you run out of pot during heavy Obama worship sessions, simply smoke your Rasta Leaf Curtain!
Width: 3 Feet
Length: Approx. 7 Feet
Made in Venezuela & Personally Signed by Hugo Chavez!
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Elbow Grease Sex Cream
Whether you're screwing the rich or just playing with yourself, this cream lubricant will provide hours of enjoyment while you fantasize about Barack Obama or dream about getting a huge windfall in the form of a monthly government check. Don't let the name fool you. We know you don't like work. Elbow Grease cream takes all the work out of your Obama worship sessions!
Made In San Francisco From Recycled Material
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Giant Purple Bong
Approx 30in "high" Giant hand made color changing glass bong, Excellent value for your money, This is a beautiful hand-blown water bubbler that is sure to enhance your Obama worship sessions. First Class Quality.
Made in Kenya.
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The Srishti Sindh Personal Model Sitar
This fine sitar is made of the finest available tun wood and carved in a most novel and intricate styling reminiscent of older north Indian styles, thus the name "Sindh." This is sure to give hours of enjoyment during your Obama worship sessions. A great addition to any Obama shrine.
Made Pakistan By ACORN Industries
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All these items can be yours for only $2399.00 USD. Simply endorse the back of your welfare or entitlement check, stimulus check or other 'entitlement' check and send to the address below:
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
This is parody. If you can't handle it, get over yourself...
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Barack Obama Yes We Can Blacklight Poster
Show you believe with this Barack Obama Yes We Can black light reactive poster. The "Yes We Can" statements glow in the dark (as shown in small picture), so that you or your children can fall asleep with the hope that Yes We Can. The black flocking adds a nice velvety touch.Measures approx. 23" x 35".
Made in China
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Feit Electric 13 Watt Compact Fluorescent Blacklight Twist Bulb
This Compact Fluorescent Blacklight Twist Bulb makes the perfect replacement bulb for a 60 watt bulb. It uses only 13 watts and has an 8,000 hour bulb life. This Compact bulb will liven up your celebrations and liberal get-togethers for years. The blacklight completely changes the atmosphere of any happy gathering or occasion by "making" objects glow. Intensify your Barack Obama worship with this handy light, and really make that poster glow! Eco-Friendly Too! (Lamp not included)Fits in all standard Incandescent sockets.
Range is about a 6-8 ft. diameter.
Non-Dimmable.
120 Volt.
Bulb Dimensions:
4-3/4" Tall by 1-3/4" Diameter
Made in Cuba
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Rasta Leaf Hemp Curtain
This Rasta Leaf Hemp Curtain makes the perfect decoration for any party, room or Obama Shrine. Use for doorways, windows, and dividers. This curtain is not blacklight reactive or glow in the dark. The strands are close together for a nice vivid image even from close distances. Made from premium hemp. If you run out of pot during heavy Obama worship sessions, simply smoke your Rasta Leaf Curtain!Width: 3 Feet
Length: Approx. 7 Feet
Made in Venezuela & Personally Signed by Hugo Chavez!
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Elbow Grease Sex Cream
Whether you're screwing the rich or just playing with yourself, this cream lubricant will provide hours of enjoyment while you fantasize about Barack Obama or dream about getting a huge windfall in the form of a monthly government check. Don't let the name fool you. We know you don't like work. Elbow Grease cream takes all the work out of your Obama worship sessions!
Made In San Francisco From Recycled Material
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Giant Purple Bong
Approx 30in "high" Giant hand made color changing glass bong, Excellent value for your money, This is a beautiful hand-blown water bubbler that is sure to enhance your Obama worship sessions. First Class Quality.Made in Kenya.
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The Srishti Sindh Personal Model Sitar
This fine sitar is made of the finest available tun wood and carved in a most novel and intricate styling reminiscent of older north Indian styles, thus the name "Sindh." This is sure to give hours of enjoyment during your Obama worship sessions. A great addition to any Obama shrine.Made Pakistan By ACORN Industries
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All these items can be yours for only $2399.00 USD. Simply endorse the back of your welfare or entitlement check, stimulus check or other 'entitlement' check and send to the address below:
Democratic National Committee
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
This is parody. If you can't handle it, get over yourself...
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