LEAKED DOCUMENT: PRINCE WILLIAM TO SHARE QUEEN'S DUTIES!

Prince William presents his reinterpretation of the Queen classic, 'One Vision', that calls on all world elitists to promote and to embrace the New World Order.

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If Prince William is anything like his daddy, who once was mocked for his green beliefs, we're in for quite a treat. Prince Charlie is now lauded as a pioneering eco-farmer and a champion of telling the commoners to conserve and shrink their carbon footprint, so that he can maintain his own, ginormous carbon footprint. There is an old adage that says, "The organic apple rarely falls far from the well-composted tree." If this rings true for Prince Billy, just another spoiled elitist who was born with a silver spoon shoved up his sceptre, we're in for an interesting ride. It appears that Billy never wanted for much and he will undoubtedly follow in the very large carbon footprint of his daddy, while spreading his message through his partnership with Queen.

Queen fans were quite disappointed when Freddie Mercury passed from complications related to HIV. The announcement that Prince William will be working with the iconic 70s glam rock group Queen as the new front man to replace the deceased back door man is exciting news. Rumor has it that Prince Billy will re-record classics like; Bohemian-Grove Rhapsody, a ballad about his elitist buddies bent on a the ushering in of a New World Order. Will we get a new version of Queen's hit; Sheer Heart Attack, a song to pay homage to the U.K. Medical system and how Prince Billy and his elite buddies are exempt just as our own American elites and politicians will be exempt from Obamacare?

Maybe a re-recording of Fat Bottomed Girls, will be an anthem telling how the Obese will not be covered under Obamacare, unless they're elitists, which allows them then to opt out of Obamacare altogether. I look forward to the song's chorus that will tell the listener how the obese will be fined and counseled to die, rather then to be a burden to the system.

The Queen hit 'Bicycle' will be re-recorded to tell the tale of how the greenies will use junk science, the fear of global warming, er...cooling, umm, 'CLIMATE CHANGE' to force Westerners onto their bicycles manufactured in China from non-renewable and non-sustainable materials containing lead and melamine, while exempting emerging third-world nations from caps on carbon emissions.

'News Of The World' may be re-recorded to describe how the elitists want to limit the content of the internet while the American government under Obama's administration wants to control the media (talk radio) and how the U.N. wants to mandate only positive portrayals of Islam in the media.

'The Game' will describe how politicians in the U.K. and in America game the political system using smoke and mirrors, and how they game the courts to benefit themselves while at the same time failing to represent their constituents.

The possibilities are endless! Now that secret plans of Prince Billy working with Queen have been leaked and has come to light, I am looking forward to his reinterpretation of Queen's classics!

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